List Of The Week w/ Fries + Coke

Haldo everyone. I had this gem of an idea since about day one, but only just recently found entry #7. Enjoy the pent-up excellence.

Top 7: Hats

7. Propeller Hat

Butterfly in the skyyyy.......

It doesn't really work, but it still is pretty classy.

6. G.R.O.S.S. Hat

Another Calvin creation, I wish I had the dexterity to make one of these. Soon to be all the range at your local elementary school. But not with the older grades. Just the ones with soul (and taste).

5. Teutonic Knight Helm

Come on, who hasn't wanted a pair of giant cow horns on their head? Or an eagle? Who knew the Germans had such style? Too bad they smelled terrible in the summer.

4. Maxwell's Hat (Scribblenauts)

I recently bought this game, and was very happy with the gameplay. And this fellow's taste in headwear. For those of you who were wondering, it's a chicken head.. Similar to the G.R.O.S.S. hat, it beguiles a sense of childish wonder, but at the same time a commitment to style, durability and funtion.

3. Aztec Royal Headress

 A bit heavy, yes, but this snazzy jade, metal and feather number will top of any outfit you could put together. Avoid Spain though, in case anyone's grand-daddy actually had to deal with these guys.

2. Stormtrooper Helmet

Nerd-tastic, but how cool would it be to own one of these bad boys? Of course, they're all illegal, but hey. The eye-holes must be pretty small, so don't try and shoot any moving targets, mmkay?

1. Spartan Officer Helmet

Credibility you can put on your noggin.

Honourable Mentions!

-Littlebig Planet Cow Mask (Cow Points)

-Centurion Helmets

-Helghast Mask/ Helmets

-Master Chief's Brain Bucket

-Boston Redsox Cap