The History of Glorious Fromo

I wrote this today and thought it was clever. Enjoy, or don't.

For the last 200 years, Fromo has fought for every bit of territory it now possesses. After the Fromo Revolutionary War, the Fromians spent most of their manpower and money trying to expand eastward. They even bought territory from the country of Dos Servaisos, to the south.

But they encoutered trouble before this colonization could finish. The southern states of Fromo wanted to form a country of their own, because they wanted to wear white after Labour Day, but the North said that wasn't cool. There was a big kerfuffle, and a bunch of people died, but the North won the war, and made the south cut it out.

After a while, the country that Fromo fought in the Fromo Revolutionary War, Mister, was in serious trouble. A country called Heimlich was trying to take Mister's stuff. Heimlich was very racist and didn't like freedom. Fromo loved freedom and wanted Mister to stay free too, so Fromo joined a whole bunch of other countries and beat up Heimlich and made him give back all.

One of these countries was called Vodkaborchst. They didn't like freedom either. They threatened to bomb Fromo, so Fromo did the same. Things got very tense. But, eventually, Vodkaborchst collapsed, as their government style was very self-depricating. So ended the "Rather-Chilly War." Nowadays, Fromo is a go-getter. They help other nations get free, because that's a cool thing to do.

Are you not entertained? I have a few more posts up my sleeve for the next little bit, so so  tuned.