Box Cutters

What is Al Qaeda? A dangerous cult, well financed by oil and the spoils of war? Packing serious firepower in the form of ICBM's, nuclear warheads, and chemical bioterror agents? Does their inspired leader recruit new members everyday to add to the growing throng?

NO!

NO!

NO!!!

Please do not credit them with anything NEAR that. They are nothing more than a ragtag "group." They have few secret meetings, fewer new recruits, and a ZERO PERCENT chance of ever striking the US again in the likes of 9/11.

Always remember that their overall goal is to spread FEAR. Don't make it easy for them. Don't speculate their powers because they are few. Don't listen to the media hyped "terror alerts." Don't make the mistake of thinking that 9/11 was anything BUT a fluke. DON'T FEAR THEM.

Lets go over 9/11. 19 HIJACKERS, most of them younger than 30, entered several different planes armed with BOX CUTTERS. They then threatened the crew and passengers with said BOX CUTTERS and took control. The crew acted as they would to regular hijackers, not as they would act to SUICIDAL ONES. They went like sheep. Norad - Yes the thing that tracks santa on the internets - was occupied in a complex training exercise on Sept. 11th. As such, NO planes were SCRAMBLED to stop the hijackers from fulfilling their jihad-ish ends. The hijackers actually managed to HIT the TRADECENTERS, because I think the pilots would have no longer been flying the plane at that time. If you look closely to some of the video, you can see the plane swerving at the last second towards the building.

To sum it up:
19 HIJACKERS
BOX CUTTERS
SUICIDAL HIJACKERS
NO SCRAMBLED PLANES
HIT THE TARGET
They got darned lucky.
They were offered little-to-no resistance.
The only weapons they had were box cutters.
No one on the planes thought they were serious.
NORAD f***ed up.
And finally, some of them actually practiced long enough on Microsoft Flight Simulator.

Next thing you know the president blows his speechwriter's head off with THE WAR ON TERROR (deep voice) and goes on to invade several oily countries. More on that SMART MOVE later.

-torwch (blows a vein in his forehead)