Monday, June 29, 2009

List of the Week (Jumping the Shark)

I wanted to post something relevant, but I couldn't think of anything. Here we go.

Darkest Days of History:

7. Cannae, Battle of. 80,000 Romans enter, 5000 leave.

6. Inquisition, Spanish. Start of a 400 year long reign of savage interrogation and execution.

5. Rome, fall of. The end of real civilization for 600 years.

4. August 2, 1934. Hitler takes complete power of Germany.

3. Baghdad, Battle of. Mongol forces kill over 1 million civilians as they sack the Islamic Capital.

2. 9/11. Terrorists (not Bush) destroy the World Trade Center. Begins the War on Terror.

1. Sept. 5. Any year. School starts for millions in the western world. 'Nuff said.

10 comments:

  1. love the irony in # 2

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  2. how about seige of leningrad?
    1.7 million deaths
    or seige of stalingrad
    1.5 million deaths?

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  3. yeah. i tried to kind of avoid just listing bloody battles. i agree with the choices though. definetly horrible.

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  4. not just battle, they ended the german push into russia, and effectively won the war for the allies

    okay, maybe not so dark, but dark for the germans

    how 'bout hiroshima?

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  5. mmm. naw. it ended japanese imperialism and effectively finished WW2. again, dark depending on who's listening. great for us, bad for them.

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  6. dark as in, we have the power to destroy all of mankind with a push of an epic large red button in a sealed glass dome.

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  7. at the bottom of a concrete bunker...
    ...in a soundproofed enclosure...
    ...in a spacestation...
    ...that is currently circling mars...
    ...and is cloaked...

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