noun (often the Apocalypse)
the complete final destruction of the world, esp. as described in the biblical book of Revelation.
• an event involving destruction or damage on an awesome or catastrophic scale : a stock market apocalypse | an era of ecological apocalypse.
• ( the Apocalypse) (esp. in the Vulgate Bible) the book of Revelation.
Everyone believes in it.
Every religion predicts it.
Scientists try to reproduce it.
Nerds watch out for zombies.
Chickens run from falling sky.
Everyone kinda believes in it.
Before predicted apocalypses, stores routinely sell out their entire stocks.
On October 30, 1938; over a million people fled from imaginary martians.
On March 26, 1997; 39 people killed themselves to flee the soon-to-be destroyed earth and advance to a "higher level".
At 11:11 pm, December 21, 2012 (only 40 months away!) the world will (supposedly) be destroyed. [countdown clock]
-Note: this bears remarkable similarity to the 2k apocalypse, when the world was also supposed to end.
The truth is, our earth will be destroyed... in about 5 and a half billion years. So sleep easy, people like Glenn (check the picture) are only fear mongers trying to pry a buck out of your pocket.
To help spread the word, consider donating your life savings to me and living a life of prayer. If the apocalypse is coming, what do you have to lose?
to stop the economic crisis, I advise you to invest in Canada. A very specific part of Canada.
ReplyDeleteSpecifically me.
I will issue
1) official vagrant barrel to every man woman and child
2) buy a motorcycle (it won;t directly help to economy, but will improve my self-esteem)
what is that from?
ReplyDeletescott feschuk
ReplyDeletemacleans
right!
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